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The Rankings
The Top 10 Beaches in Peru, Judged by the Data
The Beach Boys sang about one of them in 1962. Another is 187 meters long. We surveyed 149 and these ten survived.
Survey verified, July 2026 · 5 min
The Big Board
Which Country Has the Most Bitches?
We counted every beach on eleven coastlines. The winner starts a fight — and the honest answer isn't who you think.
Field survey, ongoing · 4 min